Wednesday, April 25, 2012

Small Cocks = Big Laughs

Look at me. Do you see my beautiful face? My flawless body? My juicy pink pussy? You think that small ass dick you do anything to please me? Well It will make me laugh and That's something I love to do!
This one caller told me his cock was about as big as my pink toe. I thought he was just joking until he sent me a photo of it on YIM. I kid you not! It was TINY!HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH I could not stop laughing!1 It was the smallest more pitiful thing I have ever seen!!!  My toe was fatter than that cock! He told me his wife makes fun of him for it and she should! How could he please ANYONE with that?? If you have a small cock and you want to be humiliated and laughed at please call me! Nothing brings me more joy than to die laughing at a useless piece of shit cock. I would hate to be a man with a small dick. What woman in her right mind would even think about wanting you?? You would be great for cleaning the house and licking my ass. I mean you've got to make yourself useful somehow! My house, pussy and ass would stay squeaky clean with a bitch like you around.  If you think you can make laugh with your teeny weeny cock please call me now! 

Tickle me Elmo

Hey! I'm back with more naughty tales. I had this one regular caller how has make mark on me. We talk about everything, He was a tickle fetish and he loves to come up with very creative ways to make me submit to his fingertips. He has called me several times but I'll tell you about this first call. He likes to get very detailed with his RPs which is great  because it makes it so much more fun! So We start our call with some get to know you stuff, he tells me why he likes to tickle. Funny thing is he had never ticked any one before. I encouraged him to find someone who would allow him to do so. After we talk about his fetish we got into the role play.
I was a friend of his Friend. We had never met. I really needed this job at a bank. He knows the hiring manager very well. Our mutual friend named Wanda set up a meeting with for us. She would not be in attendance but she felt sure he could help me. So I arrive promptly at 2:00pm dressed in a pencil skirt, heels and blouse. We greeted each other with friendly smiles. We went into his living room and chatted a while. I told him how much I needed this job and how I noticed there weren't many blacks in management positions at this bank and his word would surely insure me the job. I handed him my resume and he looked over it and  looked impressed. He asked me in Wanda told me how she got her promotion at her job. "No, she hasn't told me." I said. He smirked and said "Well I pulled some strings and made sure she got promoted."
I smiled hoping this meant he would do the same for me. He went on,"But did she tell you want she did to help herself?"
"Well, I know you guys have been friends for years, I assumed that's why you did it."
He chucked and said "She knows a secret about me and she used it to her advantage."
I did like where this was going. He said "She knows I like to tickle pretty women."
I said nothing
" And she is very pretty"
I said," So... you want to tickle me"
"Yes I would love to tickle you but there are rules, You must be bond and There is no time limit. I will tickle you until I get tired. You do this and that job it yours."
After some debating in my head I agreed. He took me to the back of the house and tied me up with my hands above my head, took off my heels and torture began. He attacked my feet first. I squirmed and wiggled and laughed until there were tears in my eyes. I began to get angry! I cursed him for doing this to me! He seemed to enjoy it. He tickled faster and faster until I became short of breath. He was such a bastard! He enjoyed my helplessness. When he went to my armpits I pissed my panties. He really got a kick out of that. I cured him like a dog! Called him an asshole and a sick fuck and he just tickled even more! It was torture but part of my liked it. Needles to say I got a call the next day saying I got the job. Atleast he was a bastard that kept his word.