Wednesday, April 25, 2012

Small Cocks = Big Laughs

Look at me. Do you see my beautiful face? My flawless body? My juicy pink pussy? You think that small ass dick you do anything to please me? Well It will make me laugh and That's something I love to do!
This one caller told me his cock was about as big as my pink toe. I thought he was just joking until he sent me a photo of it on YIM. I kid you not! It was TINY!HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH I could not stop laughing!1 It was the smallest more pitiful thing I have ever seen!!!  My toe was fatter than that cock! He told me his wife makes fun of him for it and she should! How could he please ANYONE with that?? If you have a small cock and you want to be humiliated and laughed at please call me! Nothing brings me more joy than to die laughing at a useless piece of shit cock. I would hate to be a man with a small dick. What woman in her right mind would even think about wanting you?? You would be great for cleaning the house and licking my ass. I mean you've got to make yourself useful somehow! My house, pussy and ass would stay squeaky clean with a bitch like you around.  If you think you can make laugh with your teeny weeny cock please call me now! 

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